i extracted this from a website.its pretty funny and true!Things I Learned From Movies
1. The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty.
2. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.
3. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.
4. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
5. When paying for a taxi, never look at your wallet as you take out a note - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
6. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning, even though the husband and children never have time to eat them.
7. Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames.
8. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.
9. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one.
10. Creepy music coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.
11. Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper cuttings - especially if any of their family or friends has died in a strange boating accident.
12. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involved martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessor.
13. Having a job of any kind will make all fathers forget their son's eighth birthday.
14. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.
15. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
number 15.
im greatly reminded of bollywood movies.
the dance sequences especially the male and female parts.
like a dance showdown.
A climax of the show.
but too much vigorous dances shrivels the climax.
imagine a orgasm happening too many times,it would kill no doubt.
anyway,i had diarrhoea MAYBE from lenglu jiejie no 2 at far east plaza.
i realli hope its not you cause i realli dig your cantonese accent.
not to mention that i love smiley aunties who dont sneer at me as i laugh too loud.
anyway,who has a spare handphone?
the speaker is driving me crazy
its a earsore to hear the muffled voices
and yes
i wanna whisper sweet nothings without making e ppl ard me cringe with horror.
wooo~
